My Super Sexy Pin Up Minnie Red Polka Dot Bodycon Wiggle Dress because I will not let the weather permanently keep me in multiple layers
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| Baby It's Cold Outside-- but I'm still wearing an inappropriately short dress because screw you, winter |
Oo La La! Wearing My Pin Up Style Red Polka Dot Body Con Wiggle Dress in the Middle of Winter
If Minnie Mouse wore a body contouring wiggle dress, instead of a circle skirt style dress, I think this would be it. Minnie meets Jessica Rabbit, to mix my cartoons. Haha.
I wore this dress last week because sometimes in the middle of winter, you just have to pretend like it's not. Right now I'm in several layers of pajama pants and sweats. Looking at this "sexy plus-size pinup outfit of the day" from a few nights ago makes me happy, thinking of warmer times, when it was in the high 30s/low 40s, instead of freezing and snowing.
Why It Works as a Sexy Pin Up Plus Size Glamour Witchore Outfit
This dress is reallllly short. I don't often wear it without leggings, but I was going all out on this thing that night, so I wore sheer stockings. I'm not going to lie, there's absolutely no way to bend over in it, and I spent a lot of time pulling it down when I was standing up. So, that's a thing to consider.
Now, let's talk about the top. My philosophy is that if Mother Nature is going to be so nice to me with perky big breasts, then I ought to honor her gifts and share them--when appropriate, like on Friday night in the South End of Boston--with others. Hahaha.
So, the way to get your cleavage to look so big in a low cut dress is by doing this trick: wear a bra that's too small. I'm supposed to wear a 36H cup bra to fit my entire bosom and give me sturdy lift and support. In this low cut, v-neck body con dress, I wear a 34D padded bra. It doesn't look good in the back--there are bumps and spillage--but I always wear a cardigan to hide that. In the front, I adjust my boobs into the cups of each side of the bra and smooth the neck line so that it lays just a bit above the neckline. And that's how I get that "St Pauli Girl Bavarian Bar Maid" look. Or, baby heads, as Tom + Lorenzo would call it.
Don't plan to do this every day, or even all day. This is for a night out for a few hours, because it gets uncomfortable wearing the wrong size bra, as almost everyone has experienced. But, sometimes, it's just kind of fun to do that, to create a certain kind of sexy look.
Because the cut is so showy, I kept accessories to a minimum. No hair rosette. Just a chain necklace with a small pendant.
Cheap Pin Up Fashion Elements
This dress was from SammyDress.com I think it was $8, total. I'm not sure if it is available still on the site, but they often have a good selection of bodycon dresses.
The belt was from Savers. I call it my almost corset belt. That was $4 from Savers. My cardigan was also from Savers for $4.
Sexy Plus Size Pin Up Glamour Witch Outfit Styling Tips
The material is stretchy, which is good for people who wear 12-16. You can kind of "ruche" the front which makes the line around my tummy not as obvious. My sleekest features are the long legs and my hourglass curves, so I made sure to accent those with the shape and cut of this dress.
Super Curve Flattering Plus Size Pin Up Glamwitch Body Con Red Polka Dot Wiggle Dress Details
- Red Polka Dot Body Con Plus Size Minidress - SammyDress.com, $8
- Three buckle corset belt - Savers, $4
- Lightweight black cardigan - Savers, $4
- Sheer stockings - Walgreens, $3
- Black 1.5" pumps (not shown) - Marden's in Maine, $9
- Silver chain and Bridget Cross - gift from my sissy-poo